handy

We're in the car, and I've a chocolate bar, a Kinder Bueno. I love Kinder Buenos. My daughter says she thinks bueno means two, and I start trying to remember Spanish numbers.

Her: I know that, from Handy Manny.
Me:  Ah yes. I like Handy Manny.
Her: He could fix our toilet.
Me: Gasp!! OMG!
My brain: I would give Handy Manny a BLOWJOB if he fixed our toilet (our toilet has been broken for 7 years now. You have to flush it wiht bowls of water. It's not good. My husband is not handy and we can't afford a plumber).

Actually, I really would, because, come to think of it, this is one reason why I like HM so much - he's Fez from That 70s show, and he has grown up into a Very Fine Young Man: