frigidaire...

I have no idea why, given the well-upholstered nature of its padding, but now the cold weather is here, my ass feels chill to the touch. Through layers of underwear and lycra and ... well, not such a heavy skirt, I suppose. Still, though. Why so frigid?

And I wonder how I could warm it up...
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Bahhaha, I went looking for thermal undies, but this is funnier. On various levels nobody much will understand ;)