Quotes

They always seem to hold more power than something more lengthy. I don't know why.

If ever thou be’st bound in thy scarf and beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage– William Shakespeare

- the bard understood all about human nature, I think. There should be a Shakespeare I Ching.


Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please. — Lori Petty

- I know this isn't profound, but I can just hear it in Lori Petty's cute little growly voice.