Holy Hot Fuck

How to knot a tie.

I don't know how to embed it! Maybe it only works on Tumblrs? Watch it! Now! NSFW!

beautiful

Oh yes you are.

giggle

'We're playing 'Secret Spanker!' my small son announced, as he bounced round the bed, giggling with his sister.

Is that a little like Secret Santa?

I see marketing potential. Perhaps there should be more spanking holidays.



**ugh, have to stop looking for a nice festive spanking pic on google, images is full of nasty pics of violence against children that totally harsh my buzz. Shudder.

I'm sure it's just me...

But 'I understand and I wish to continue' seems to scan in the same way as 'Thank you, Sir, may I please have another?'

I was going to find an appropriate picture for that, but then I google imaged the blog instead of searching for it and I got a beautiful collage of all my pictures I've used in the first couple pages. Pretty.

Some of them aren't mine, and it's fun working out which - like the sardines, for example. Suffused with Fish is not what we're after.

new bra!

'Tis purple.





While I was away a while ago, I had to go buy a new bra. Sainsury's drapery is a wonderland of clothes, and kids' dalek costumes (so sweet!) and nice underwear. Not like Tesco.



My sensible friend insisted I try it on and off I went, wondering why a man was standing buy his trolley, staring at me.



Then I realised I was striding through the supermarket purposefully, unbuttoning my coat while holding a pink embroidered black DD bra in front of me.



Indeed.

Skin!

Creamy shoulders and spilling-out boobies. You have to love it, don't you?

lovely story I just read

And a pretty picture too

I Wish You Were Braille