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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

When did you find your clitoris?



18?

Succinct little statement there.

I was 14. Must have been ignited with intuitive drive as it was after watching Young Guns. Or was it Young Guns 2? Either way. The heat! Like a flash fire, or whatever the expression is. We don't have that sort of extreme weather event here. We certainly didn't then either, as no one else found it for years, and I wasn't able to point them to it, somehow.

'Where do you like to be touched?'

'Um, here?'

'That's a funny place.'


Sigh.
Bless him.


Or,

'Do you frig yourself?'

Me: Well (debates teaching three drunk boys in a dark garden about female masturbation, at age 15), yes.

Best friend: No.

Yeah, right, Vicki.

And yay for the big colouring book of vulvas. It should be in schools.

1 comments:

Craig Sorensen said...

When I was a kid, I went to a friend's house, and he said "did you know that women get hard ons too? They have something called a clitoris, and it gets hard when they are turned on." Maybe he'd gotten a hold of someone's copy of "Joy of Sex", but by the time I had access to the equipment, I was looking for it in earnest! And though it wasn't mine, I can remember when I found one...